What You Discover Next Will Surprise You

Would you rather not have grandchildren or not have a pension?

Maybe you’ve played the game Would you rather? If not, it doesn’t matter, because this book takes things a little further. It leaves behind such innocuous options as sea or mountains, meat or fish, active or passive. Here you will find conflicting goods. Do you want to know when or how you’re going to die? Nervous questions that generate conflict, quandaries that call the group’s ethics into question or even provoke fits of nausea. Would you rather lick feet that taste like cheese or cheese that tastes like feet?  

La Mandanga uses her gift for wordplay, illustrations, and black humor to give shape to this glossary of questions that will bring out the best and the worst in the people who surround you. A hilarious journey meant to reveal who your friends and family really are. Banish boredom and confront the true conflicts in life: Accompany all your dishes with warm beer or eat all your warm dishes—like cannellon—iwith a frozen interior?